soulforsam:

satanhasthephonebox:

smitey-mcsmiterton:

satanhasthephonebox:

Okay I’m sorry.

I’m really really sorry.

But.

I think Jared should get a trim.

Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.

But just a trim.

A trim.

A trim.

But seriously this has gone on long enough.  There should be an intervention episode.

“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”

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(Source: freddiefrowns, via purgatorey)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via purgatorey)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

(via fake-mermaid)

fataleflare:

weloveshortvideos:

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

(via dracosplushrump)

me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
me: ...
me: *reblogs and likes things*
me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

merindab:

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

[x] For the full commercial

(Source: sizvideos, via deanstempertantrum)

consulting-cannibal:

based on this text post because that shit is CUTE AS HELL DAMMIT

(via wisepuma23)

kaylahraquel:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

It’s like they know they the shit

kaylahraquel:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

It’s like they know they the shit

(via wisepuma23)